''Alok Nath to play a cameo role in the next Bond movie!''
In the land that gave the world Kama Sutra, new James Bond movie, SPECTRE has been censored by Indian film board and has been asked to remove the kissing scenes which features the lead, Daniel Craig.
It has come as a great surprise to its Hollywood producers who are now wondering how a sanskari country like India became the world's second most populous country in the first place!
The Hollywood producers of Bond flick said, ''This was something we didn't expect. James Bond is loved by all. This is intolerance! I think it's a deliberate move to save the image of Emraan Hashmi as the sole kisser boy of Indian cinema. We have asked Mr. Mark Zuckerberg to stop all posts with #SanskariJamesBond .
You can't troll James Bond like that!''
However, an Indian Bond fan has come to the rescue of producers. He has made a great suggestion by asking the producers to rope in Alok Nath, the most sanskari actor of India to play a camero role in next Bond flick along with Daniel Craig. The bond fan, Akshay 007 said, ''If Alok Nath plays even a second's role, the censor board will believe that the movie is totally sanskari and then even give the movie a U certificate without even having to censor the scenes!''
Meanwhile, after learning about this development, the producers of Jungle Book are now worried that their movie will also face the wrath of censor board as it has a boy roaming around in a jungle semi naked with only a chaddi!
Who knows, Alok Nath might again grab the role in Jungle Book which should easily put him in an elite club of Bollywood actors acting in Hollywood which until now only Irrfan Khan and Anil Kapoor were proud of.
- Devashish Palkar
